Warning to all readers of feminist persuasion: this is a blatantly sexist post

So how many lads here got hot under the collar (and elsewhere) when Xenia Onatopp got on top of Bond of James, in order to finish him off with her extra powerful thighs (for a long time afterwards I wished for such a good death), panting with orgasmic fury, in the movie "Golden Eye"? Okay, I see that every hot blooded males' (and a few female as well) hands are up. Now many of us may dismiss Ms. Xenia On-the-top as just another Bond babe with a Russian twist. But no, kind readers, Russian women in uniform are regular hotties. How you ask?

First, consider Oxana Fedorova, an ex Russian policewoman, and more importantly, an ex Miss Universe. Wiki has this to say about Ms. Fedorova's prowess:

"Fedorova scored 9.88 in the swimsuit competition, the highest score ever during the swimsuit events in the history of Miss Universe Pageant."

I know the more piggish folks reading this post might want to verify if Ms. Fedorova deserved that 9.88. So here is some evidence/ eye candy. Okay, unlike us desis, with our Femina/ Lux/ Bata/ Rin Supreme/ Godrej Fridge/ "I Want To Be Mother Theresa Like" Miss. India, dem Russians send AK-47 shooting cop-hotties into battle. Still there is some doubt, innit, whether Ms. Fedorova is a classic outlier in the femme-cop-fatale crops?

In order to put this question to rest forever, I did more research for you kind readers. And the conclusion? Ms. Fedorova is merely an exceptional specimen of the highly dangerous and deadly crops of cop-hotties. And Moscow Police, along with providing them those snazzy mini-skirts and high heels, lets them compete with each other by running a beauty contest billed "Miss. Security".

Don't you wish you were in Russia*, being pulled over by a cop-comrade of Oxana wearing that un-cop like uniform, and getting handcuffed to her wrist as she demands, in Russian, "kak vas za-voot pa-zhal-sta?"**

*When it is time to pay for your sins, be sure to demand the cop-gods to send you to Russia and not Iran. I know Mr. Ahmed-i-(nutty-am)-jenad scares most Amirkans with his nukuular wet dreams but these Persian cop-ladies are far more scarier! And mashallah, Persian women are usually dolls.