Who would have thought one could mention these two names Rakhi Sawant & Noam Chomsky in the same sentence?! But thanks to this wicked post by the Great Bong, I have been enlightened thusly. Now I need to go take a shower - I assure you not because of Ms. Sawant's plastic hotness but because I just got back from my evening run.

In which Chris Coutts recreates "Romeo and Juliet" in contemporary English, i.e., t3xt msgs for the L33T Generation.

What does Romeo say to Juliet when he see her for the first time? "A/S/L?" What does Romeo say to Juliet before he drinks poison? "Juliet! I never go to nail you."

FUXOR!

And if you can take more of this, here is "Hamlet" too.

I remembered this series after reading the latest at K's Blog