put on the bhangra yaar, and let's naach all night. Uncle Shakuni-Sam is almost ready to give us, his long estranged Pandava bhanjes, nuclear sweets, which I am sure will taste better than garam garam jelebis. We will leave it our dear deprated brother Manto to write to Uncle Sam, and complain about General Mushy getting the shaft - okay let's ignore those F16s etc for now.

Also why is Democratic Rep. Edward Markey of Massachusetts, head of a bipartisan nonproliferation task force, such a sour puss? See he "lambasted the deal as pouring "nuclear fuel on the fire of an India-Pakistan nuclear arms race" because it would allow New Delhi to expand its nuclear weapons production to upward of 50 bombs a year from seven." Bad! Bad! No jelebi for you, Ed.

Who would have thought one could mention these two names Rakhi Sawant & Noam Chomsky in the same sentence?! But thanks to this wicked post by the Great Bong, I have been enlightened thusly. Now I need to go take a shower - I assure you not because of Ms. Sawant's plastic hotness but because I just got back from my evening run.

In which Chris Coutts recreates "Romeo and Juliet" in contemporary English, i.e., t3xt msgs for the L33T Generation.

What does Romeo say to Juliet when he see her for the first time? "A/S/L?" What does Romeo say to Juliet before he drinks poison? "Juliet! I never go to nail you."

FUXOR!

And if you can take more of this, here is "Hamlet" too.

I remembered this series after reading the latest at K's Blog